Corporations Are Persons Now!

  • tune: Bicycle Built for Two

Brib’ry, Bri’bry, NOW is the law of the land.
Cor-por-a-tions can DO-OO what once was banned.
The SuPREMES have set a precedent
Now WAL-mart can be president.
’Cause BUS’NESS has rights
And TO their delight
Cor-por-a-tions are persons now!

Fair campaigning NOW is a thing of the past.
Those with money OWN the elections at last!
The BUY all the TV ad times,
And RUN their SU-per-PAC slime.
(speak:) To hell with the truth!
Cor-por-a-tions are persons now!