Where Are the Weapons?

  • Monica Zucker, based on a song by the Sonoma County, California, Grannies 
  • tune: Battle Hymn of   the Republic

Chorus:
We are tired of being lied to,
Fooled and duped and being lied to.
Where are the weapons of mass destruction?
Why did we go to war?
You said that they had nukes and Scuds,
You said germ warfare loomed.
You said that they’d attack us,
You said that we were doomed.
You said they’re with Al Qaida,
You ranted, raged and fumed–
But all of it was lies!

We are tired of being lied to,
Fooled and duped and being lied to.
Where are the weapons of mass destruction?
The lies go marching on!