- By Jo-Hanna Read with a little help from her friends
- tune: “I Heard It Through the Grapevine”
- lead singer(s) plus background singers (the latter in italics)
Ooh, you try to be true to your creed
Help others in their time of need.
You took a vow of poverty
Left your home and family.
The Church you pro-mised to obey
But we found out yesterday
Don’t you know that..
- We heard it through the Pope-vine,
You nuns have got to get in line.
We heard it through the Pope-vine,
You women must have lost your minds.
Honey, honey, yeah.
Heard it through the Pope-vine
You nuns have got to get in line
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The Leadership Con-fer-ence
Of Women Re-li-gi-ous
Who would have ever made a guess
You’re radical feminists?
We need to pull you back from sin
And we’ve got just the men
To do it, ’cause
You women have lost the path
Of patriarchy and God’s wrath
You put too much priority
On health and social equity
The pope knows what is best
To lay your sins to rest.
Don’t you know that