{"id":1249,"date":"2013-02-20T14:23:19","date_gmt":"2013-02-20T22:23:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/?p=1249"},"modified":"2013-02-20T14:23:19","modified_gmt":"2013-02-20T22:23:19","slug":"corporate-tomatoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/corporate-tomatoes\/","title":{"rendered":"Corporate Tomatoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><em>by: Nancy Goedert <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>tune: I Feel Pretty (from West Side Story)<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>They&#8217;re so PREtty<br \/>\nCORporate toMAtoes<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re not JUicy<br \/>\njust PREtty and MOIST.<br \/>\nTHERE&#8217;s no FLAvor<br \/>\nbut they&#8217;re FIRM (pause)<br \/>\nand they SHIP (pause) so WELL.<\/p>\n<p>You won&#8217;t TASTE them so<br \/>\nTHEY won&#8217;t Cover the<br \/>\nFLAvors of THE other FOODS.<br \/>\nNo SWEET, no TARTness<br \/>\nand no JUices dripping<br \/>\nDOWN your CHIN.<\/p>\n<p>SEE the pretty toMAtoes<br \/>\nON the SHELF.<br \/>\nSee how aITRACtive they ARE.<br \/>\nSEE the pretty RED.<br \/>\nSee the pretty SHAPE.<br \/>\nFeel its firm FORM.<br \/>\nSuch a pretty FRUIT.<\/p>\n<p>Corporate toMAtoes.<br \/>\nWho needs FLAvor?<br \/>\nWho needs JUiciness &#8211;<br \/>\nTHAT&#8217;S just a MESS.<br \/>\nI Say good BYE to the<br \/>\nFRUITS that WE used to LOVE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by: Nancy Goedert tune: I Feel Pretty (from West Side Story) They&#8217;re so PREtty CORporate toMAtoes They&#8217;re not JUicy just PREtty and MOIST. THERE&#8217;s no FLAvor but they&#8217;re FIRM (pause) and they SHIP (pause) so WELL. You won&#8217;t TASTE them so THEY won&#8217;t Cover the FLAvors of THE other FOODS. No SWEET, no TARTness and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1249"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}