{"id":133,"date":"2012-12-30T15:23:54","date_gmt":"2012-12-30T23:23:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/?p=133"},"modified":"2013-01-27T19:25:00","modified_gmt":"2013-01-28T03:25:00","slug":"afghan-smart-bombs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/afghan-smart-bombs\/","title":{"rendered":"Afghan Smart Bombs"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><em>by Monica Zucker<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>\u00a0(tune: Ta Ra Ra Boom De Ay)<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Heard the war news on TV?<br \/>\nSmart bombs fill the air you see,<br \/>\nTarget only military<br \/>\nWith their pinpoint accuracy.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Afghan go boom de ay!<br \/>\nBombs never go astray.<br \/>\nSome folks get in the way,<br \/>\nBut that\u2019s the price you pay.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u2019Cause our bombs are so precise<br \/>\nWe hit only what\u2019s not nice&#8211;<br \/>\nJust a careful warlike slice,<br \/>\nThough we miss it once or twice.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>We love Afghanistan!<br \/>\nWe\u2019re after just one man,<br \/>\nAnd evil Taliban.<br \/>\nAt least that is the plan.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Just as we did in Iraq,<br \/>\nClaim our smart bombs are on track.<br \/>\nPropaganda herds the pack\u2014<br \/>\nThat won\u2019t bring the children back!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Afghan go boom de ay!<br \/>\nSmart bombs will win the day\u2014<br \/>\nOr that\u2019s the game we play.<br \/>\nAfghan go BOOM!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Monica Zucker \u00a0(tune: Ta Ra Ra Boom De Ay) Heard the war news on TV? Smart bombs fill the air you see, Target only military With their pinpoint accuracy. Afghan go boom de ay! Bombs never go astray. Some folks get in the way, But that\u2019s the price you pay. \u2019Cause our bombs are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[60],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}