{"id":1357,"date":"2013-04-09T11:26:39","date_gmt":"2013-04-09T18:26:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/?p=1357"},"modified":"2013-04-09T11:26:39","modified_gmt":"2013-04-09T18:26:39","slug":"gaggle-against-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/gaggle-against-everything\/","title":{"rendered":"Gaggle Against Everything"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, we&#8217;re a gaggle of Grannies,<br \/>\nUrging you off of your fannies.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re raising our voice-<br \/>\nWe want a new choice-<br \/>\nNo more&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p><em>You\u2019ll hear them all soon<\/em><\/p>\n<p>With all the issues unending.<br \/>\nAnd lousy choices that&#8217;re pending<br \/>\nIt may be health care-<br \/>\nOr coal destroying the air<br \/>\nNo more&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><em>You\u2019ll hear them all soon<\/em><\/p>\n<p>There are so many things to sing of,<br \/>\nWe feel like we&#8217; ll go nuts,<br \/>\nOverwhelmed by war and havoc,<br \/>\nAnd politicians with no guts.<\/p>\n<p>So join this gaggle of grannies,<br \/>\nGet up off of your fannies.<br \/>\nWe&#8217; re telling you now,<br \/>\nWe&#8217; re angry and how. . ,<br \/>\nNo more war,<br \/>\nno more nukes,<br \/>\nno more homelessness,<br \/>\nno more greed,<br \/>\nno more cuts,<br \/>\nno more hunger,<br \/>\nno more torture,<br \/>\nno more lousy mental health treatment,<br \/>\nno more sexism,<br \/>\nno more homophobia,<br \/>\nno more ageism,<br \/>\nno more global warming,<br \/>\nno more bad education,<br \/>\nno more intolerance,<br \/>\nno more rendition,<br \/>\nno more guns,<br \/>\nno more tazers,<br \/>\nno more drones,<br \/>\nno more coal,<br \/>\nno more racism,<br \/>\nno more foreclosures,<br \/>\nno more extremism,<br \/>\nno more domestic violence,<br \/>\nno more expensive inaccessible health care,<br \/>\nno more dolphins guarding nuclear weapons,<br \/>\nno more clear cutting,<br \/>\nno more gas guzzlers,<br \/>\nno more poverty,<br \/>\nno more domestic spying,<br \/>\nno more us versus them<\/p>\n<p>(To Audience) &#8220;Anything else?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Then back to us)<br \/>\nno more saggy boobs (what?)<br \/>\nno more singing off tune<\/p>\n<p>We really mean it! All of the above!<br \/>\nWe mean precisely! All of the above!<br \/>\nWe will say it very nicely!<br \/>\nAll of the above!<br \/>\nRead our lips!<br \/>\nAll of the above!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, we&#8217;re a gaggle of Grannies, Urging you off of your fannies. We&#8217;re raising our voice- We want a new choice- No more&#8212;- You\u2019ll hear them all soon With all the issues unending. And lousy choices that&#8217;re pending It may be health care- Or coal destroying the air No more&#8212; You\u2019ll hear them all soon [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1357"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1357"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1357\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}