Author: Vicki Ryder
\nTune: “Zip-a-dee-doo-dah”<\/p>\n
\u201cLegitimate rape\u201d is great birth control.
\nSo says Todd Akin, and he oughta know.
\nIf we are raped we can rest unafraid,
\n\u2018Cause we can\u2019t get pregnant if forcibly laid.<\/p>\n
Our female bodies are clever that way,
\nWe only get pregnant when we say \u201cokay.\u201d
\nDoctors have told him, so it must be so,
\nThe stork only comes if we don\u2019t say \u201cNo!\u201d<\/p>\n
Rape won\u2019t make babies and that is a fact;
\nThere\u2019s no global warming; the Earth\u2019s really flat.
\nWe heard it on FOX News so it must be true.
\nWell, Mr. Akin, we say \u201cFUCK YOU!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Author: Vicki Ryder Tune: “Zip-a-dee-doo-dah” \u201cLegitimate rape\u201d is great birth control. So says Todd Akin, and he oughta know. If we are raped we can rest unafraid, \u2018Cause we can\u2019t get pregnant if forcibly laid. Our female bodies are clever that way, We only get pregnant when we say \u201cokay.\u201d Doctors have told him, so […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[77],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1368"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}