{"id":1521,"date":"2014-04-20T19:40:22","date_gmt":"2014-04-21T02:40:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/?p=1521"},"modified":"2014-04-20T19:40:22","modified_gmt":"2014-04-21T02:40:22","slug":"happy-60th-birthday-annette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/happy-60th-birthday-annette\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy 60th Birthday Annette"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><em>by Laurie Rostholder<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Not yet wearing hats<br \/>\nOne person says: Happy Birthday Antoinette<br \/>\nWe sing:<\/p>\n<p>A you\u2019re adorable<br \/>\nB you\u2019re beatific<br \/>\nC you\u2019re so calm and a cutie<br \/>\nD never daring<br \/>\nE such equanimity<br \/>\nAnd F as fashionable as can be&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Someone playing Annette interrupts: I have no idea who you\u2019re singing about, but there\u2019s no way this can be about me&#8230;.<br \/>\nOne person says: Aren\u2019t you Antoinette Campstein?<br \/>\nAnnette: No way!!!!!<br \/>\nOne person says: Oops!!! Wrong gig!!!<br \/>\nEveryone puts on hats while saying: So sorry!!! So Sorry!!!<br \/>\nShuffle papers looking for correct song<br \/>\nOne person says: Here it is<br \/>\nTurn sheet over<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Laurie Rostholder Not yet wearing hats One person says: Happy Birthday Antoinette We sing: A you\u2019re adorable B you\u2019re beatific C you\u2019re so calm and a cutie D never daring E such equanimity And F as fashionable as can be&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. Someone playing Annette interrupts: I have no idea who you\u2019re singing about, but there\u2019s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[58],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1521"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1521\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}