{"id":1547,"date":"2014-05-12T23:09:34","date_gmt":"2014-05-13T06:09:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/?p=1547"},"modified":"2025-09-15T15:57:01","modified_gmt":"2025-09-15T22:57:01","slug":"gaggle-for-gun-free-zones-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/gaggle-for-gun-free-zones-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Gaggle for Gun Free Zones"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u2022<em>by Cynthia Linet<\/em><br>\n<em> \u2022tune: Side by Side<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh we\u2019re a gaggle of grannies<br>\nUrging you off of your fannies<br>\nKeep our shopping trips clean,<br>\nNo guns to be seen<br>\nGun Free Zones<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With so many guns in our city<br>\nOn buses, in stores, it\u2019s a pity<br>\nIt scares us no end,<br>\nWe can\u2019t comprehend<br>\nSo (pause) Gun free zones<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We can change the culture,<br> One store at a time<br> May not change the laws but<br> That will happen over time<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So join this gaggle of grannies<br>\nGet up off-a your fannies<br>\nLet\u2019s get rid of those guns<br>\nProtect all our buns<br>\nGUN FREE ZONES<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We really mean it\u2014GUN FREE ZONES<br>\nWe mean precisely\u2014GUN FREE ZONES<br>\nWe will say it very nicely\u2014GUN FREE ZONES<br>\nREAD OUR LIPS! (mouth silently, GUN FREE ZONES!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2022by Cynthia Linet \u2022tune: Side by Side Oh we\u2019re a gaggle of grannies Urging you off of your fannies Keep our shopping trips clean, No guns to be seen Gun Free Zones With so many guns in our city On buses, in stores, it\u2019s a pity It scares us no end, We can\u2019t comprehend So [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[67],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1547"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}