{"id":1595,"date":"2014-05-27T19:15:54","date_gmt":"2014-05-28T02:15:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/?p=1595"},"modified":"2014-05-27T19:15:54","modified_gmt":"2014-05-28T02:15:54","slug":"clearcut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/clearcut\/","title":{"rendered":"Clearcut"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><em>tune: Take Me Out to the Ball Game<\/em><br \/>\n<em> The Raging Grannies Songbook, 1993<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Take me out to the clear-cut,<br \/>\nWe\u2019ll picnic on a few stumps.<br \/>\nI want you to know I\u2019m a tree-farming nut<br \/>\nWho thinks like a chainsaw that\u2019s stuck in a rut.<br \/>\nWeyrhauser gets a Hip Hooray<br \/>\nThey make paved picnic grounds pay.<br \/>\nSo it\u2019s one, makes you two,<br \/>\nDear investors, thank you!<br \/>\nYou have spruced up our day!<\/p>\n<p>Take me out to the clear-cut<br \/>\nThe timber\u2019s been tidied away.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s been sold down the stream<br \/>\nIn a businessman\u2019s dream.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s swell to stand here<br \/>\nIn a landscape so clean.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s off to lumbering elsewhere<br \/>\nI\u2019ll lumber you and you me.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s the buzz of the mill (bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)<br \/>\nThat produces the thrill (wriggle suggestively, here)<br \/>\nWorth a million trees!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tune: Take Me Out to the Ball Game The Raging Grannies Songbook, 1993 Take me out to the clear-cut, We\u2019ll picnic on a few stumps. I want you to know I\u2019m a tree-farming nut Who thinks like a chainsaw that\u2019s stuck in a rut. Weyrhauser gets a Hip Hooray They make paved picnic grounds pay. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1595"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}