{"id":1597,"date":"2014-05-27T19:19:10","date_gmt":"2014-05-28T02:19:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/?p=1597"},"modified":"2014-05-27T19:19:10","modified_gmt":"2014-05-28T02:19:10","slug":"the-family-jewels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/the-family-jewels\/","title":{"rendered":"The Family Jewels"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><em>tune: Oh, What a Beautiful Morning<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Edmonton Grannies<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Watch out for those blobs in the water.<br \/>\nPolluting in spite of the rules.<br \/>\nThey\u2019re not just a hazard to nature\u2014<br \/>\nThey\u2019re threatening the family jewels.<\/p>\n<p>When so many of us got breast cancer,<br \/>\nNo one seemed in a rush with an answer.<br \/>\nBut wouldn\u2019t you know that they\u2019re raring to go<br \/>\nNow that research has shown why the sperm count is low.<\/p>\n<p>If your lover has trouble performing,<br \/>\nRemember we gave you a warning.<br \/>\nIf you want to be fruitful and to multiply,<br \/>\nFish him out of that lake and make sure he\u2019s dry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tune: Oh, What a Beautiful Morning Edmonton Grannies Watch out for those blobs in the water. Polluting in spite of the rules. They\u2019re not just a hazard to nature\u2014 They\u2019re threatening the family jewels. When so many of us got breast cancer, No one seemed in a rush with an answer. But wouldn\u2019t you know [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1597"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}