{"id":3363,"date":"2025-08-31T17:34:04","date_gmt":"2025-09-01T00:34:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/?p=3363"},"modified":"2025-08-31T17:34:04","modified_gmt":"2025-09-01T00:34:04","slug":"grey-motherhood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/grey-motherhood\/","title":{"rendered":"Grey Motherhood"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>t<em>une: Hush Little Baby<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rockabye Baby, your mum&#8217;s feeling great<br>With menopause over, its never too late.<br>Birth after sixty&#8217;s the &#8220;in&#8221; thing to do.<br>It makes me feel young<br>And who cares about you!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They told me a facelift would be just as good,<br>But it wouldn&#8217;t make news like grey motherhood.<br>Now science can boost my hormonal drive,<br>I plan to have twins in two thousand and five!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tune: Hush Little Baby Rockabye Baby, your mum&#8217;s feeling greatWith menopause over, its never too late.Birth after sixty&#8217;s the &#8220;in&#8221; thing to do.It makes me feel youngAnd who cares about you!! They told me a facelift would be just as good,But it wouldn&#8217;t make news like grey motherhood.Now science can boost my hormonal drive,I plan [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3363"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}