{"id":3367,"date":"2025-08-31T17:49:14","date_gmt":"2025-09-01T00:49:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/?p=3367"},"modified":"2025-08-31T17:49:14","modified_gmt":"2025-09-01T00:49:14","slug":"garbage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/garbage\/","title":{"rendered":"GARBAGE"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Victoria Grannies<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;ve got loverly garbage in Victoria.<br>Garbage of the very nicest kind.<br>So we dump it in the lake<br>Or leave it out to bake,<br>And hope that other people will not mind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;ve got stuff enough to stock a department store.<br>We&#8217;ve got diapers and mattresses galore.<br>And if another comp-<br>Any has stuff to dump,<br>We can fill a lake and shovel in some more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;ve got loverly sewage in Victoria.<br>Got so much we flush it out to sea.<br>Look at all those birds<br>Feeding off our turds.<br>And think how happy all the fish must be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;ve got waste enough to fertilize the sea.<br>When the tide goes out it goes out with our pee.<br>We don&#8217;t want you to think<br>There might be any stink.<br>Because Victorians produce it odour-free!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Victoria Grannies We&#8217;ve got loverly garbage in Victoria.Garbage of the very nicest kind.So we dump it in the lakeOr leave it out to bake,And hope that other people will not mind. We&#8217;ve got stuff enough to stock a department store.We&#8217;ve got diapers and mattresses galore.And if another comp-Any has stuff to dump,We can fill a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3367"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}