{"id":473,"date":"2013-01-06T00:26:11","date_gmt":"2013-01-06T08:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/?p=473"},"modified":"2025-08-31T17:53:21","modified_gmt":"2025-09-01T00:53:21","slug":"groped-by-the-tsa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/groped-by-the-tsa\/","title":{"rendered":"Groped by the TSA"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ul>\n<li><em>by Laurie Rostholder<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><em>Tune: Crawdad Song<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>We were groped by the TSA, honey, honey,<br>\nWe were groped by the TSA, dear dear,<br>\nWe were groped by the TSA<br>\nFirst the front and then the rear<br>\nDo you feel more secure?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No dynamite in our underwear, honey honey,<br>\nNo explosives in our shoes, dear dear,<br>\nJust some metal in our knees<br>\nMakes that buzzer go whee whee,<br>\nDo you feel more secure?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Touched our boobs, both of them, honey honey,<br> Groped our crotches up both legs, dear dear,<br> Doesn\u2019t really feel that great<br> As good lovers (speak) <em>they don\u2019t rate<\/em><br> Do you feel more secure?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Got felt up by the TSA, honey honey,<br>\nDid not like it very much, dear dear,<br>\nMaybe they could improve their touch,<br>\nTake a class in Swedish massage.<br>\nDo you feel more secure?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were groped by the TSA, honey, honey, We were groped by the TSA, dear dear, We were groped by the TSA First the front and then the rear Do you feel more secure? No dynamite in our underwear, honey honey, No explosives in our shoes, dear dear, Just some metal in our knees Makes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,10],"tags":[58],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}