{"id":532,"date":"2013-01-09T00:01:15","date_gmt":"2013-01-09T08:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/?p=532"},"modified":"2013-01-09T00:01:15","modified_gmt":"2013-01-09T08:01:15","slug":"if-i-only-had-a-brain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/if-i-only-had-a-brain\/","title":{"rendered":"If I Only Had a Brain"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><em>by Lisa Kaufman, Bellingham Grannies<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I would stop invadin\u2019 nations,<br \/>\nQuit helpin\u2019 corporations,<br \/>\nMy policies I\u2019d change.<br \/>\nI would fight discrimination<br \/>\nAs a worthy occupation, (breath)<br \/>\nIf I only had a brain.<\/p>\n<p>I would talk to really smart guys,<br \/>\nMy enemies and allies,<br \/>\nPerhaps my mind would change.<br \/>\nI would try to make decisions<br \/>\nBased on logic and reason, (pause)<br \/>\nIf I only had a brain.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I &#8212; would tell ya why<br \/>\nIraq caused such a fuss.<br \/>\nI guess you know by now the weapons were a bluff.<br \/>\nBut there\u2019s the terrorists&#8230;and other stuff\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I would not be just a nuffin\u2019,<br \/>\nMy head all full of stuffin\u2019,<br \/>\nMy country full of shame.<br \/>\nI would think about humanity<br \/>\n(Slower) And re-store some sanity, (breath)<br \/>\nIf I only had a brain!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Lisa Kaufman, Bellingham Grannies I would stop invadin\u2019 nations, Quit helpin\u2019 corporations, My policies I\u2019d change. I would fight discrimination As a worthy occupation, (breath) If I only had a brain. I would talk to really smart guys, My enemies and allies, Perhaps my mind would change. I would try to make decisions Based [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}