{"id":612,"date":"2013-01-13T11:35:47","date_gmt":"2013-01-13T19:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/?p=612"},"modified":"2013-01-13T11:35:47","modified_gmt":"2013-01-13T19:35:47","slug":"mammogram-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/mammogram-song\/","title":{"rendered":"Mammogram Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><em>tune: Thanks for the Memories<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Thanks for the mammogram!<br \/>\nIt wasn&#8217;t lots of fun.<br \/>\nIt made my breast go numb.<br \/>\nSquash me any harder<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;d be a hot cross bun-<br \/>\nBut thank you so much.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the mammogram!<br \/>\nIt really helped to see<br \/>\nThe shady side of me.<br \/>\nThe x-rays found what I could not,<br \/>\nAs large as a small pea.<br \/>\nSo thank you so much.<\/p>\n<p>So many poisons have caught us,<br \/>\nBut we never knew that it brought us<br \/>\nThe breast cancer levels we fought off.<br \/>\nIt isn&#8217;t fun, the harm&#8217;s been done.<\/p>\n<p>So thanks for the mammogram.<br \/>\nI wish I could be sure<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re finding out a cure,<br \/>\nOr better still what causes it<br \/>\nSo I could save my favorite.<br \/>\nSo thank you so much<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tune: Thanks for the Memories Thanks for the mammogram! It wasn&#8217;t lots of fun. It made my breast go numb. Squash me any harder And I&#8217;d be a hot cross bun- But thank you so much. Thanks for the mammogram! It really helped to see The shady side of me. The x-rays found what I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}