{"id":632,"date":"2013-01-13T15:54:01","date_gmt":"2013-01-13T23:54:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/?p=632"},"modified":"2025-09-15T16:09:44","modified_gmt":"2025-09-15T23:09:44","slug":"nuclear-happy-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/nuclear-happy-birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"Nuclear Happy Birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ul>\n<li><em>tune: Happy Birthday<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Part of group makes radioactive detector ticking noises, the rest sing<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Happy Birthday to you<br>\nHere are toxic rods and goo<br>\nFrom our nuclear reactors<br>\nThey\u2019ll outlive your children too<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>spoken: and your children&#8217;s children, and your children&#8217;s childrens&#8217; children etc<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When your thyroid starts to tic<br>\nAnd your skin gets really thick<br>\nYou can thank your dear president<br>\nFor the energy he picked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Part of group makes radioactive detector ticking noises, the rest sing Happy Birthday to you Here are toxic rods and goo From our nuclear reactors They\u2019ll outlive your children too spoken: and your children&#8217;s children, and your children&#8217;s childrens&#8217; children etc When your thyroid starts to tic And your skin gets really thick You can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}