{"id":646,"date":"2013-01-14T19:13:55","date_gmt":"2013-01-15T03:13:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/?p=646"},"modified":"2013-01-14T19:16:55","modified_gmt":"2013-01-15T03:16:55","slug":"oh-dear-what-can-the-matter-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/oh-dear-what-can-the-matter-be\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh Dear, What Can the Matter Be?"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><em>by the Edmonton Grannies<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Oh, dear, what can the matter be?<br \/>\nWe\u2019ve been attacked by the forces of gravity.<br \/>\nFat has appeared where there once was concavity.<br \/>\nNobody said life was fair.<\/p>\n<p>Older men become more adorable,<br \/>\nEven though their figures\u2019 deplorable.<br \/>\nTheir mystique is always endurable,<br \/>\nWith or without their gray hair.<\/p>\n<p>Older women are thought unattractive.<br \/>\nThey\u2019re shunned as if radioactive.<br \/>\nThey jiggle so when they become active\u2014<br \/>\nIt\u2019s back to the old rocking chair.<\/p>\n<p>(Kazoo interlude)<\/p>\n<p>Well, these old gray mares,<br \/>\nWe ain\u2019t what we used to be.<br \/>\nWe\u2019ve given up on respectability.<br \/>\nDon\u2019t give a fig for acceptability\u2014<br \/>\nWe\u2019re far too awesome to care!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by the Edmonton Grannies Oh, dear, what can the matter be? We\u2019ve been attacked by the forces of gravity. Fat has appeared where there once was concavity. Nobody said life was fair. Older men become more adorable, Even though their figures\u2019 deplorable. Their mystique is always endurable, With or without their gray hair. Older women [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}