{"id":692,"date":"2013-01-16T22:56:16","date_gmt":"2013-01-17T06:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/?p=692"},"modified":"2025-09-15T15:45:34","modified_gmt":"2025-09-15T22:45:34","slug":"prime-time-slime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/prime-time-slime\/","title":{"rendered":"Prime Time Slime"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><em>Edmonton Grannies, adapted by Karen Schneider-Chen\u00a0<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>tune: Home on the Range<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Oh, give us TV, without violence, please!<br \/>\nWe\u2019ve discussed this at least fifty years.<br \/>\nWe\u2019re sick and we\u2019re tired<br \/>\nTo see programming mired<br \/>\nIn murder and mayhem and fear.<\/p>\n<p>Chorus:<br \/>\nHow do children learn<br \/>\nTo be wise, free thinking and strong?<br \/>\nThey need role models who<br \/>\nShow the kind thing to do,<br \/>\nWho demonstrate violence is wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Do you wonder why crime increases each time,<br \/>\nWith those do-it-yourself training shows?<br \/>\nHow to rape, rob and scam with complete diagram.<br \/>\nWe are truly fed up, heaven knows!<\/p>\n<p>Chorus<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t train kids for crime,<br \/>\nWith your prime time slime\u2014<br \/>\nPut spunk and adventure right back.<br \/>\nWe want FCC<br \/>\nTo enrich our TV<br \/>\nWith programs of fancy and fact.<\/p>\n<p>Chorus<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Edmonton Grannies, adapted by Karen Schneider-Chen\u00a0 tune: Home on the Range Oh, give us TV, without violence, please! We\u2019ve discussed this at least fifty years. We\u2019re sick and we\u2019re tired To see programming mired In murder and mayhem and fear. Chorus: How do children learn To be wise, free thinking and strong? They need role [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[76,5,23],"tags":[56],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=692"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}