{"id":698,"date":"2013-01-16T23:06:07","date_gmt":"2013-01-17T07:06:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/?p=698"},"modified":"2013-01-16T23:06:07","modified_gmt":"2013-01-17T07:06:07","slug":"profit-bells","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/profit-bells\/","title":{"rendered":"Profit Bells"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><em>tune: Jingle Bells<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Chorus:<\/em><br \/>\nProfits here, profits there, profits everywhere!<br \/>\nChristmas time is funny, smell money in the air.<br \/>\nAdvertise, glamorize, fool you with a flair.<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s make sure that Christmas is a businesslike affair.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re eating all our lies and dashing to the stores,<br \/>\nThen all the prices rise and how the money pours.<br \/>\nIf we don&#8217;t keep you drugged and watching your TV,<br \/>\nYou might see hypocrisy! Where would business be?<\/p>\n<p><em>Chorus<\/em><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll tell you how to think and tell you what to try,<br \/>\nWhat to eat and drink, and how to live and die.<br \/>\nAnd if our plan succeeds, when Christmastime is nigh,<br \/>\nInstead of seeking peace and love, you&#8217;ll hunt for gifts to buy.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0Chorus<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Angels we have heard on high<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Tell us to go out and buy!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tune: Jingle Bells Chorus: Profits here, profits there, profits everywhere! Christmas time is funny, smell money in the air. Advertise, glamorize, fool you with a flair. Let&#8217;s make sure that Christmas is a businesslike affair. You&#8217;re eating all our lies and dashing to the stores, Then all the prices rise and how the money pours. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=698"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}