{"id":900,"date":"2013-01-26T13:18:42","date_gmt":"2013-01-26T21:18:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/?p=900"},"modified":"2013-01-26T13:19:36","modified_gmt":"2013-01-26T21:19:36","slug":"the-condom-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/the-condom-song\/","title":{"rendered":"The Condom Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><em>Tune: When you Wore a Tulip<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>(First verse spoken)<\/em><br \/>\nI used to wear a diaphragm,<br \/>\nI used to take the pill.<br \/>\nI smeared myself with every kind<br \/>\nOf contraceptive gel.<br \/>\nBut times have changed<br \/>\nSince then, old dear,<br \/>\nSo listen up to me:<br \/>\nIt\u2019s your turn now for reproductive<br \/>\nResponsibility.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Sing)<\/em><br \/>\nYou\u2019ll wear a condom,<br \/>\nA big rubber condom,<br \/>\nAnd I\u2019ll wear a great big smile.<br \/>\n\u2018Cause it ain\u2019t gonna hurt ya<br \/>\nTo don that gutta percha,<br \/>\nNow that safe sex is in style<br \/>\nSo take it out of your wallet,<br \/>\nWhatever you call it,<br \/>\nAnd stretch it for a mile.<br \/>\nAnd put on your condom,<br \/>\nYour big rubber condom,<br \/>\nAnd I\u2019ll put on my sexiest smile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tune: When you Wore a Tulip (First verse spoken) I used to wear a diaphragm, I used to take the pill. I smeared myself with every kind Of contraceptive gel. But times have changed Since then, old dear, So listen up to me: It\u2019s your turn now for reproductive Responsibility. (Sing) You\u2019ll wear a condom, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,47],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}