{"id":917,"date":"2013-01-26T14:42:31","date_gmt":"2013-01-26T22:42:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/?p=917"},"modified":"2013-01-26T14:42:31","modified_gmt":"2013-01-26T22:42:31","slug":"the-rapture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/the-rapture\/","title":{"rendered":"The Rapture"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><em>tune: I&#8217;ve Been Working on the Railroad<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>We&#8217;ve been waiting for the Rapture<br \/>\nTo lift us up to heaven.<br \/>\nToday&#8217;s the day they promised lift-off<br \/>\nAt twenty past eleven.<br \/>\nFirst, we&#8217;ll see the Angel Gabriel,<br \/>\nAnd then the chariots come.<br \/>\nBut only for us true believers&#8211;<br \/>\nNot you other scum.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Chorus:<\/em><br \/>\nWe will be the first.<br \/>\nThe rest of you are cursed&#8211;<br \/>\nThe flames of hell are waiting there for you.<br \/>\nThere&#8217;ll be a mighty fire,<br \/>\nAnd you&#8217;ll be on the pyre.<br \/>\nWhen God fires up the barbecue.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>We&#8217;ve read the Book of Revelation&#8211;<br \/>\nEvery gory bit.<br \/>\nLots of thunderclaps and smiting,<br \/>\nIn the good old holy writ.<br \/>\nWe confess we once were sinners,<br \/>\nBut we&#8217;ve joined the righteous squad.<br \/>\nSent our money to the preacher&#8211;<br \/>\nNow we&#8217;re right with God.<\/p>\n<p><em>(tune: &#8220;Someone&#8217;s in the Kitchen wth Dinah\u201d)<\/em><br \/>\nWho cares about global warming,<br \/>\nPoverty or wa-a-ar?<br \/>\nWho cares about the future&#8211;<br \/>\nWe won&#8217;t be around any more!<\/p>\n<p><em>Repeat Chorus<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tune: I&#8217;ve Been Working on the Railroad We&#8217;ve been waiting for the Rapture To lift us up to heaven. Today&#8217;s the day they promised lift-off At twenty past eleven. First, we&#8217;ll see the Angel Gabriel, And then the chariots come. But only for us true believers&#8211; Not you other scum. Chorus: We will be the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/917"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=917"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/917\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raginggrannies.org\/seattle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}