Adam Schiff is Comin’ to Town
- Sung to
- Santa Claus is Comin' to Town
- Written by
- Granny Carol
- Gaggle
- Davis
- Filed
- December 13, 2019
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v.1 You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not lie to the F – B – I
Adam Schiff is comin’ to town. (tune stays down)
v.2 He’s making a list
Of naughty and nice
He’s gonna find out just who to impeach
Adam Schiff is comin’ to town. (tune stays down)
Chorus 1
He see’s your Russian meetings
He’s read all your emails
He know that you tried to collude
It isn’t fake news for goodness sake.
v.3 You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not tweet that witnesses lied
Adam Schiff is comin’ to town. (tune stays down)
Chorus 2
He knows about the quid pro quo,
The whistle blower’s claims.
Immunity means nothing now,
So you’ll go down in flames.
v.4 You better watch out
You better not cry
You better try on a jumpsuit for size
Adam Schiff is comin’ to town. (tune goes up)