Raging Grannies International Disorganization · Est. 1987
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Corporate Free Schools

Sung to
Jingle Bells
Written by
Kay Thode
Gaggle
Seattle
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Italic word Inflection / stress
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SING IT to the tune of Jingle Bells

Junk food in the halls,
And Pepsi machines too.
Does the school board think
These are good for you?
Rotting our kids’ teeth,
Making kids obese!
It isn’t nice to push caffeine
‘Cause of a corporate lease!

Chorus:
Oh, no logos, no more ads!
Get them out of schools.
That isn’t education
And we’re not corporate tools!
(Repeat)

Have a tax revolt
For a progressive tax,
Raise the bucks for schools,
Give corporate lease the axe!
No more corporate ads,
Or junk food in our schools.
What fun to have organic foods—
That will be really cool!

Chorus

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Written by
Kay Thode
For the
Seattle Gaggle