Raging Grannies International Disorganization · Est. 1987
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Corporate Veggies

Sung to
Row / Row Your Boat
Written by
Nancy Goedert
Gaggle
Seattle
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How to read the marks
Bold word Strong beat
Italic word Inflection / stress
[Chorus] Section label

Tips from the gaggle
  • Read the lyrics through once silently before singing.
  • If the original tune is unfamiliar, look it up first.
  • Modify freely. Every gaggle adapts songs to local issues.
SING IT to the tune of Row / Row Your Boat

Rows Rows Rows of corn
From Monsanto seeds
Overcome and overtake
All other varieties.

Emerald beetles killed the Ash
Dutch Elm killed trees, too.
When a bug kills Corporate corn
Then what shall we do?

Sweet, tart, juicy tomatoes-
disappearing fast
Replaced with tasteless
corporate orbs that
ship well, and they last.

♦ ♦ ♦
Written by
Nancy Goedert
For the
Seattle Gaggle