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Goodbye, Boehner
- Sung to
- Goodnight / Ladies
- Written by
- Laurie Rostholder
- Gaggle
- Seattle
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How to read the marks
Bold word Strong beat
Italic word Inflection / stress
[Chorus] Section label
Tips from the gaggle
- Read the lyrics through once silently before singing.
- If the original tune is unfamiliar, look it up first.
- Modify freely. Every gaggle adapts songs to local issues.
SING IT to the tune of Goodnight / Ladies
Who needs mammograms this year?
Planned parenthood, we hear,
Misuses funds we hold so dear,
The wars on women rage.
Chorus:
Maybe we just won’t have sex,
Won’t have sex, won’t have sex.
Maybe we just won’t have sex,
And then we’ll see what’s next!
Parenthood must NOT be planned,
Contraception must be banned,
Have more kids, we understand,
The wars on women rage!
Chorus
Pregnant once again this year?
How far along, does it appear?
Let’s probe your womb to make it clear!
The wars on women rage!
Chorus
Goodbye, Boehner,
Goodbye, Cantor,
Goodbye, Mittens(?)
We’re going to leave you now!
♦ ♦ ♦
Written by
Laurie Rostholder
For the
Seattle Gaggle