I’m Being Followed by Tom Ridge
- Sung to
- Moonshadow
- Written by
- Unlisted Songwriter
- Gaggle
- Seattle
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Chorus:
I’m being followed by Tom Ridge, Tom Ridge, Tom Ridge
He’s bugging my phone and hiding in my fridge
Tom Ridge, Tom Ridge
If I give money to the poor
They can’t wear turbans, that’s for sure
If I give money to the poor
They better be-e-e-e-e-e-e,
Wearing a baseball cap.
And If my records all get banned
Set on fire and tossed in sand
And if my records all get banned
You can download them for free-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e
Or get them cheap on ebay.
And if I say I’m for peace
I’d better get down on my knees
And if I say I’m for peace Please-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e
Contact the thought police
CHORUS
Did it take long to find me?
I’m on the no-flight list.
Did it take long to find me?
And Where the Hell is bin Laden?
CHORUS
Tom Ridge, Tom Ridge,Tom Ridge, Tom Ridge,Tom Ridge, Tom Ridge