Non Compos Mentis
Lyrics © 2026 Marcy Matasick
- Tune
- Guantanamera
- Written by
- Marcy Matasick
- Gaggle
- Santa Fe
- Filed
- January 25, 2026
Familiar with the tune? Grab a hat, gather some friends, and sing it at your next action.
- Read the lyrics through once silently before singing.
- If the original tune is unfamiliar, look it up first.
- Modify freely. Every gaggle adapts songs to local issues.
Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis
Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis
He has delusions of peace deals
He threatens war for the peace prize
He thinks he owns Venezuela
The hemisphere is his empire
Why isn’t Greenland on Zillow?
Why aren’t they glad for a buyer?
Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis
Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis
He thinks the White House is his house
for him to bulldoze on impulse
He thinks he’s Louis The Fourteenth
and golden bling hides his hollowness
He thinks more murders by ICE goons
will force the blue states to kowtow
Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis
Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis
To him reporters are “piggy”
When questioned, he throws a tantrum
He tries to sue all the pollsters:
If they won’t flatter him, hang them!
But Fox will sane-wash his lunacy
while all the world mocks him privately
Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis
Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis
He talks in word salad ramblings
infantile phrases and nonsense
He contradicts his own flip flops
and changes topics mid-sentence
He’s grandpa Donnie Dementia
He’s got the nuclear button
Trump es demente, y loco! Trump es demente
Trump es demente, y loco! Trump es demente
Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis
Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis
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