Pete and Donnie
Lyrics © 2026 Cathy Turnbull
- Tune
- Jack & Diane (John Cougar Mellencamp)
- Written by
- Cathy Turnbull
- Gaggle
- Charlotte
- Filed
- October 19, 2026
Jack & Diane lyrics written by John Cougar Mellencamp
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Little ditty ‘bout Pete and Donnie
Two incompetent fools who are the worst that can be
Peetie wanna be a war hero
Donnie gonna sit back, and kiss his crypto
Kickin’ out experience, keepin’ the loyalists
Donnie started a war of choice his bad decisions are reckless
Donnie say hey Peetie why don’t you get some target practice
Go blow up those drug boats based on no evidence
Oh yeah, his war goes on
Gas prices go up
Poll numbers go down
Oh yeah, his war goes on
Gas prices go up
Poll numbers go down
Peetie can’t count the low missile inventory
He proves again he’s unfit for duty
Well not to worry they will start a shady company
Win a no-bid deal, and save Epic Fury
Oh yeah, his war goes on
Gas prices go up
Poll numbers go down
Oh yeah, his war goes on
Gas prices go up
Poll numbers go down
Gonna go on Fox
Talk to Joe
Tell the MAGA cult his lies on Truth Social
The rest of us though can’t wait for him to go
Back to Mar-a-Lago and let’s end this ****show
Oh yeah, his war goes on
Gas prices go up
Poll numbers go down
Oh yeah, his war goes on
Gas prices go up
Poll numbers go down
Little ditty ‘bout Pete and Donnie
Two incompetent fools DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY!
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