RFK Junior
Lyrics © 2026 Cathy Turnbull
- Tune
- That'll Be The Day (Buddy Holly & The Crickets)
- Written by
- Cathy Turnbull
- Gaggle
- Charlotte
- Filed
- October 19, 2026
That'll Be The Day lyrics written by Buddy Holly and Jerry Allison
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Well, RFK Junior
Vaccine denier
Yes, RFK Junior
Pseudo-science peddler
His policies will drive
Infections sky high
With RFK Junior
We’ll all die
MAHA are the true believers
And the raw milk drinkers
Bringing back old diseases
For you and me
Pushing sketchy supplements
Posting suspect content
They go viral, it’s trouble
Well, RFK Junior
Public health wrecker
Yes, RFK Junior
Fringe theory supporter
His legacy will be
Measles running free
With RFK Junior
We’ll all die
Well, he’s destroyed health agencies
Gutted the CDC
Broke herd immunity
Across the country
Immunocompromised and
Babies pay the price
He earns profits as a skeptic
Well, RFK Junior
Health underminer
Yes, RFK Junior
Disinformation sender
His budget cuts will hurt
Years of future research
With RFK Junior
We’ll all die
He’s not a scientist
Doesn’t believe in it
Promotes conspiracies
About immunity
Ignores salmonella
Downplays cyclospora
It’s a mess his HHS
Well, RFK Junior
Snake oil seller
Yes, RFK Junior
Data manipulator
His arrogance will bring
Disease and suffering
With RFK Junior
We’ll all die
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