Separatists Stealing Our Data
- Sung to
- Ode To Joy
- Written by
- Rebecca Brown
- Gaggle
- Calgary
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See the Separatist Brigade now,
Marching with their USBs.
They got given all our data
With it they’ll do as they please!
Separatists on secret servers
Analysing all our fates!
Now they have our birthdays, numbers,
Where we live, that won’t be great!
They’ve now got a data kingdom,
hassling us is their reward.
Bet they’ll set up secret updates
Thinking that they’re spies at war!
Acting like they’re cyber ninjas
Selling info if they want!
But there’s one thing they’re forgetting
Law is law and jail we want!
As we watch this crap unfolding
Like a sitcom on repeat!
Don’t forget EA’s defunding
Made it hard to catch these creeps!
What we see’s illegal capers,
They think they’re above the law
Turns out stealing private info’s
Wrong, and now their house must fall!