Raging Grannies International Disorganization · Est. 1987
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Slow Down Ye Frantic Shoppers

Tune
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Written by
Unlisted Songwriter
Gaggle
Seattle
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Italic word Inflection / stress
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SING IT to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Slow down ye frantic shoppers, for there’s something we must say.
If you would spare a moment all the stores won’t run away.
Big business has been telling us what Christmas means today.
Now it’s time we decided for ourselves, for ourselves,
Yes, it’s time we decided for ourselves.

To some folks Christmas means a time for gathering with friends,
And enemies might take it as a time to make amends,
But TV says it’s time for pricey gifts and selfish ends.
Now it’s time we decided for ourselves, for ourselves,
Yes, it’s time we decided for ourselves.

Some people feel that Christmas is when Jesus makes a call.
For others it’s a time to stress good will and peace to all.
But advertisers tell us it means Santa’s at the mall.
Now it’s time we decided for ourselves, for ourselves,
Yes, it’s time we decided for ourselves.

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Written by
Unlisted Songwriter
For the
Seattle Gaggle

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