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The Sex Song or Do It With Consent

Tune
Old MacDonald Had a Farm
Written by
Laurie Rostholder
Gaggle
Seattle
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Italic word Inflection / stress
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Tips from the gaggle
  • Read the lyrics through once silently before singing.
  • If the original tune is unfamiliar, look it up first.
  • Modify freely. Every gaggle adapts songs to local issues.
SING IT to the tune of Old MacDonald Had a Farm

We’re weird about sex in the USA.
Do it with consent!
We don’t accept it’s good any way.
Do it with consent1
What difference does it make
How people screw;
So what if it’s different
Than the way you do?
We’re weird about sex in the USA.
Do it with consent!

We have many parts that are so much fun.
Do it with consent!
Why not make use of every one?
Do it with consent!
Hands, tongues,
Breasts and feet,
Elbows, noses,
Balls and teeth,
And genitals are not the least.
Do it with consent!

There are lots of ways of enjoying sex.
Do it with consent!
It’s time to give condemnation a rest!
Do it with consent!
If all are able
To agree
Then it does no harm
To you or me!
There are lots of ways of enjoying sex.
Do it with consent!
Yes
Do it with consent!
Yes
Do it with consent!

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Written by
Laurie Rostholder
For the
Seattle Gaggle

Free to sing, share, and print with credit to Laurie Rostholder and the Seattle Raging Grannies. Not for sale. raginggrannies.org