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There’s No Business Like Clothes Business

Tune
There's No Business Like Show Business
Written by
Shirley Morrison
Gaggle
Seattle
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Tips from the gaggle
  • Read the lyrics through once silently before singing.
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SING IT to the tune of There's No Business Like Show Business

There’s no business like clothes business,
The best business we know.
New clothes are so hip and sexy!
Throw out last year’s wardrobe, toss it all!
Nowhere can you get that special feeling,
Like when you’re shopping at the mall.

There’s no business like clothes business,
The best business we know.
HUSKIES, GAP and NIKE make you feel so great!
But those poor workers, what a fate—
Starving wages, bad conditions they endure—
But, shop on for the show!!!

♦ ♦ ♦
Written by
Shirley Morrison
For the
Seattle Gaggle

Free to sing, share, and print with credit to Shirley Morrison and the Seattle Raging Grannies. Not for sale. raginggrannies.org