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USA Problem
- Sung to
- I'm Getting Married in the Morning
- Written by
- Rebecca Brown
- Gaggle
- Calgary
- Filed
- January 1, 1970
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Tips from the gaggle
- Read the lyrics through once silently before singing.
- If the original tune is unfamiliar, look it up first.
- Modify freely. Every gaggle adapts songs to local issues.
SING IT to the tune of I'm Getting Married in the Morning
USA you have got a problem,
Your orange blob’s way out of line!
Constantly whining,
yuge bigly lying!
You’ve got to stop the rot this time!
We know a fascist when we see one!
And yours is out there in plain sight!
Puppet of Putin,
That’s why we’re booin’
And if we must we’ll turn and fight!
Our Sovereign Nation will not be yours, and if you try it, we’ll kick you out the door!
Oooh….
Your Mango Mussolini’s frightning
Far right dictatorship’s your plight!
You’ve an amendment,
To stop this pretendent,
And we’ve got elbows up, gloves ready to be dropped,
And if we must we’ll clear the bench and fight!
♦ ♦ ♦
Written by
Rebecca Brown
For the
Calgary Gaggle
Filed
January 1, 1970