• tune: Alice’s Restaurant

They won’t say what they’re cooking today
At the Chemical Restaurant
Maybe it’s beans with monkey genes
At the Chemical Restaurant
You got one sore breast, or maybe both?
Maybe the milk is full of Bovine Growth
They won’t say what they’re cooking today
At the Chemical Restaurant

They won’t say what they’re zapping today
At the Chemical Restaurant
They can’t wait to irradiate
At the Chemical Restaurant
Thanks, Monsanto, it looks so good
We mustn’t bitch if it tastes like wood
They won’t say what they’re zapping today
At the Chemical Restaurant

They won’t say what they’re cooking today
At the Chemical Restaurant
Those almighty sods are playing God
At the Chemical Restaurant
They’re patenting seeds—you know what’s next?
If we don’t stop ‘em they’ll be patenting sex!
They won’t say what they’re zapping today
At the Chemical Restaurant