• tune: Row Row Row your boat
• lyrics by: Nancy Goedert, modified

Rows Rows Rows of corn
From Monsanto seeds
Overcome and overtake
All other varieties.

Emerald beetles killed the Ash
Dutch Elm killed trees, too.
When a bug kills Corporate corn
Then what shall we do?

Sweet, tart, juicy tomatoes-
disappearing fast
Replaced with tasteless
corporate orbs that
ship well, and they last.