• tune: How Much is the Doggy in the Window?
  by: Granny Claudia, Spokane, WA

How much is that yahoo in the Congress?
The one with the pork in the pail.
How much is that yahoo in the Congress?
I do think the BEEP BEEP’S for sale.

• We think that they should vote for our needs –
  Soc’l Security and health care and such.
  With pockets so well lined by big business
  It looks like they have a free lunch.

We need lots of help for our seniors
And pills for the sick, old and poor
But drug company lobbies and their payouts
Turned Congress into big BEEP.

• We need school funding for our children
  But Iraq all our money sucks up
  Our people are the last thing that they think of
  If you leave it to them, they’ll BEEP BEEP.

The moral of the story is quite simple,
Although we don’t want to sound crude
Vote again and again for the same ones
And we’ll keep getting royally screwed.!!