• by Monica Zucker
• tune: I Had a Little Ford

Oh, I had an SUV,
A big black SUV,
The biggest SUV you ever did see.
The car was on the wheels,
The wheels were on the ground,
And the engine in the car
Made the wheels go ‘round.
Bump diddy ah dah, BUMP! BUMP!

Oh, the engine guzzled gas,
Polluted all the air,
Polluted all the sea,
Polluted all the ground
That you ever could see.
The car was on the wheels,
The wheels were on the ground,
And the engine in the car
Made the wheels go ‘round.
Bump diddy ah dah, BUMP! BUMP!

I got a hybrid car,
A pretty little car,
The cutest little car
That you ever did see.
It didn’t guzzle gas,
It didn’t ruin the earth,
And look at all the cash
That it saved me!
Oh, that hybrid’s on the wheels,
The wheels are on the ground,
And two engines in the car
Make the wheels go ‘round.
Bump diddy ah dah, BUMP! BUMP!