• tune: “Maria” from West Side Story

Korea, they’re making nuke bombs in Korea,
But that’s alright, you see,
It’s Iraq that frightens me
Not Korea.
Saddam’s got the oil we are needing,
We have troops on standby there just waiting,
Oh. Saddam,
The most horrible man in all the world,
Saddam H.

Osama, Osama bin Laden’s a threat too,
But he’s gone underground,
AI Qaeda can’t be found, you see.
Strike Saddam.
Bomb Iraq and control all the oil,
Show our might and take over their soil,
G. W., the most powerful man in all the world
G.W.