• tune: On Top of Old Smokey
  San Jose, CA, grannies

On top of old Smokey,
See how it glows—
Monsanto has buried
A bushel of woes.

• The first was potatoes
  Genetically marked,
  Spliced with a jelly-fish
  They glow in the dark.

And then came tomatoes,
So round and so red –
But don’t let them fool you.
They’re genetically dear.

• Now comes the saddest,
  Which we should all mourn,
  Old Round-Up is hidden
  In each kernel of corn.

So as you sit eating
Your veggies today,
Remember Monsanto
Is lighting your way!